This is how non-Christians celebrate Christmas

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Mohandas Gandhi

Hydration was provided by Guinness since the water pipes were frozen. Frustration came in the form stubborn bolts instead of unfulfilled expectations. Curses were directed at metal bits and not misbehaving children. But the joy when it rumbled to lifethat was genuine.